Mr. Warabi Corporation - Now Hiring!

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Please see our recent listing for information on our current openings

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Hello, RGL Main Highlander players! I have excellent news to share with all of you!

Warabi-san (pictured below), chairman of the economy-dominating and world-renowned Warabi Zaibatsu, has made the executive decision to expand overseas to the United States.

Mr. Warabi Corporation is home to the brightest minds and greatest talents around! Let me tell you, each day working under Warabi-san is another day full of smiles and free of idle hands! And now, you too can join the ranks!

Why join Mr. Warabi Corporation?

Innovative Work Environment: At Mr. Warabi Corporation, we believe in pushing boundaries. Warabi-san himself is a beacon of creativity, and under his guidance, our team constantly strives for innovative breakthroughs able to shift the Highlander landscape in our favor.

Team Spirit and Camaraderie: Joining Mr. Warabi Corporation means becoming a part of a close-knit family that supports, uplifts, and celebrates each other’s successes. Our focused practice sessions, team-led strategy discussion, and in-game shenanigans create an atmosphere of camaraderie that transcends the Badlands.

Unmatched Humor and Fun: We believe in the power of laughter, and Warabi-san’s comedic genius sets the tone for a workplace like no other. Join us, and every day will be a blend of creativity, humor, and a touch of whimsy as we redefine what it means to have Fun in Team Fortress 2!

What do your future coworkers have to say?

ethanf (Demoman): "When graceful Warabi-san first assigned me to the position of Project Lead for Mr. Warabi Corporation, I felt honored and nervous. After working as his Executive Assistant for three years, I didn’t want to let the quality of service I provide him to slip. After spending more time planning with him, I can only feel excited.
"Every Friday, I sit down in the shaky white plastic chair in front of Mr. Warabi’s gigantic mahogany desk. He sits silently in his comfortable executive chair, and looks at me. He shows that I have his favor as he proudly displays the Monokuma statue I bought him for last year’s mandatory holiday gift-swap.

“His dark bulging eyes can be read like words on paper. He communicates his plans and expectations for the coming weekend, and I am the one tasked with making it happen. He is a strategic genius. I’m proud to represent him as he ventures into RGL Main.”

Blue Car Reid (Medic): "I’ve been working as Warabi’s muscle for… six months? Something like that.
"He’s a good boss. Pays well. Gives us the info we need. Lots of clients like to keep you in the dark. Not Warabi. We get a clear target every time. No one hesitates when we come knocking for protection. The Warabi name has an effect on 'em.
"My bikers and I have been in the game now for six years, and we have no intention of parting with Warabi Co. They’ve taken to saying stuff like ‘we made it, guys.’ I just tell 'em to stay sharp.
“It looks like he’s wearing gray pants. I like his pants. They’re funny, dapper even.”

GhettoChungus33 (Soldier): “Warabi-san employs me to work as his son’s bodyguard. I keep a watchful eye on the boy day-in and day-out. It’s a challenging, rewarding position. The corporate hare’s safety is paramount, and Warabi-san’s commitment to family is admirable. It’s a unique gig, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything else. Joining the WarbCo. family was the best decision I ever made, and I’m ready to face any challenge that comes our way!”

(Above: Heir to Warabi-san’s fortune, captured on hidden security camera)

Bliztank (Spy): "My career with Mr. Warabi Corporation has offered a surprising amount of benefits. The healthcare package is top-notch; I’ve no need to worry about unexpected explosions, as I regularly feel my health rising above 100%. Warabi-san knows how to keep us more than comfortable enough for me to be satisfied keeping my genius here at the company.
"Additionally, I’ve got a deep appreciation Warabi-san’s stance on unions. We operate as a tight-knit team, ensuring that everyone is on the same page, and let’s just say, dissent is not in our vocabulary.
"We believe in direct communication and problem-solving without the need for intermediaries. Unions could only serve to disrupt the harmony we’ve carefully crafted. Why complicate things with bureaucracy when you can have the clarity and direction that Mr. Warabi Corporation provides? Who needs someone else negotiating on your behalf when you can speak directly to the benevolent ears of Warabi-san?
“To any prospective employees, I’d say this: don’t hesitate a second longer, join us today!”

How can you apply?
Message @ethaneph on Discord, or add me on Steam!
We will scrim 8:30 and 9:30 EST from Sat-Mon. I’ll be in comms at 7:30 on practice days to review demos and talk strategy.
Warabi-san is expecting us to go positive in Main this season, and I have no intentions of letting him down! If I don’t already know you, please link your RGL or Steam when you message me.

Thank you in advance for your loyal service to the industrious Mr. Warabi Corporation!

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Update: We have snipers for now, we can still entertain applications for other classes. With any luck tryouts will start this coming weekend

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Update: Our roster so far
Soldier: Natalbee
Demo: ethanf
Medic: Blue Car Reid
Spy: Bliztank

We have good engi and sniper tryouts at this moment, we could maybe take another Heavy but we are looking for Scout and Pyro the most

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ethanf I know nothing about this team but this has to be the best lfp I’ve seen, which means they’ll win main 10-0 easy
Bless you Mr. Warabi-san!

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Updated Roster:
Scout: Rikuus
Soldier: Natalbee
Demo: ethanf
Engineer: Colonel Salt
Medic: Blue Car Reid
Spy: Bliztank

We are looking for Pyros. We are looking for you to play Pyro

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Warabi-san and I are pleased to announce our starting lineup of staff for the upcoming season!

Scout: Rikuus
Soldier: GhettoChungus33
Pyro: Cinderace
Demo: ethanf
Heavy: sebbers
Engineer: Colonel Salt
Medic: Blue Car Reid
Sniper: bugged
Spy: Bliztank

We are now looking for subs in case someone misses a shift. We are most looking for a Scout and a Spy sub which are likely to see playtime on Saturdays, especially Spy. If interested, reach out on Discord (@ethaneph) and please include your RGL profile if I don’t have much experience with you. Thanks!

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Colonel Salt my GOAT

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We are excited to announce that we are once again opening our doors to Pyro and Heavy applicants!

In our first season of Advanced, we are proud to have earned a positive record and placed 4th. This season, we will strive to achieve even greater results.

Our current staff:
Scout - avg (if his school schedule allows)
Soldier - mal
Demo - GhettoChungus33
Engineer - Colonel Salt
Medic - ethanf
Sniper - bugged
Spy - steven

If you’re a team player, maintain a growth mindset, and are an all-around rockstar, please reach out to us about the Pyro and Heavy positions that we have open this season!

@ethaneph