Pls stream comms.

After my 8-month ban for doxxing an e-girl (she deserved it), I’ve had some time to think. I promise to never do it again. I no longer say slurs (except when that kid with leukemia called me ugly, but that doesn’t count since it was the weekend) and I no longer flame my teammates.

Please ignore the downfrags and comments on my LFT saying I’m not reformed. I swear I’m different now!

We are a bottom Main (4-12) team that got bottom in Main last season, but after blaming each other entirely for our losses, we have each decided we are Adv-capable players and would like to prove ourselves in playoffs, especially now that we learned a lot as a team. 90% we ask to be scrim partners after losing 4-0.

Hmu on Discord shitfartdickass#8701

We promise to limit our slur usage in chat once (1nce) per scrim. Add me if interested.

Looking through all these posts and apparently bottoming out three divs below qualifies you for Advanced/Challenger/Invite, so I’m LFT.

PRO: I’m LFT combat but I’ll inevitably switch to med or engineer when your team can’t find anyone 24 hours before the season starts.

PRO: I have the confidence of a demigod despite all my logs being 150 DPM heavy.

CON: I will blame the team when I inevitably get cut for going 3-30 on engineer and dropping 10 times a half on med.

CON: I WILL blame the team for losing despite my performance.

Please pick me up. I need to make Invite soon to impress the ladies.

EDIT: Nobody here has hit me up so I’m here to inform you that I’m an e-girl and WILL go out with you if you give me an offer.

@Hard-Hat-Jones Sorry sir but it seems you slept with his wife. Unlucky really.

Hi I have 9 seasons of Invite and would like to play sniper in NC.

WILL be restricted to med (but I’ll go 8-0 K/D).
WILL maincall. (I scream so that my neighbors know how dominant I am.)
WILL be toxic if you are bad (noob).
WILL abuse my position as a mentor/Invite player to e-date your egirl pyro/med. (Discord kitten.)

Hmu on Steam steamcommunity.com/profile/johnmilterfan69420

DPM rivalled only by his slurs per minute. The risk of picking him up isn’t his performance but is rather of him getting banned from RGL.

@factsmachine wtf ur not reformed loser

Pls stream comms.

We are a bottom Main (4-12) team that got bottom in Main last season, but after blaming each other entirely for our losses, we have each decided we are Adv-capable players and would like to prove ourselves in playoffs, especially now that we learned a lot as a team. 90% we ask to be scrim partners after losing 4-0.

Hmu on Discord shitfartdickass#8701

We promise to limit our slur usage in chat once (1nce) per scrim. Add me if interested.

Has a soundboard for various purposes.

Adv 6s med, LFT IM combat (not engineer). Spy preferred but will play whatever (not engineer) combat class if the team is chill.

After my 8-month ban for doxxing an e-girl (she deserved it), I’ve had some time to think. I promise to never do it again. I no longer say slurs (except when that kid with leukemia called me ugly, but that doesn’t count since it was the weekend) and I no longer flame my teammates.

Please ignore the downfrags and comments on my LFT saying I’m not reformed. I swear I’m different now!

Imagine scamming an entire region because you don’t understand the difference between a stable amount of high ping and packet loss from bad internet.