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Best posts made by factsmachine
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I apologize for my actions and am reformed!
After my 8-month ban for doxxing an e-girl (she deserved it), I’ve had some time to think. I promise to never do it again. I no longer say slurs (except when that kid with leukemia called me ugly, but that doesn’t count since it was the weekend) and I no longer flame my teammates.
Please ignore the downfrags and comments on my LFT saying I’m not reformed. I swear I’m different now!
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LFS ADV PLAYOFFS
We are a bottom Main (4-12) team that got bottom in Main last season, but after blaming each other entirely for our losses, we have each decided we are Adv-capable players and would like to prove ourselves in playoffs, especially now that we learned a lot as a team. 90% we ask to be scrim partners after losing 4-0.
Hmu on Discord shitfartdickass#8701
We promise to limit our slur usage in chat once (1nce) per scrim. Add me if interested.
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LFT INVITE
Looking through all these posts and apparently bottoming out three divs below qualifies you for Advanced/Challenger/Invite, so I’m LFT.
PRO: I’m LFT combat but I’ll inevitably switch to med or engineer when your team can’t find anyone 24 hours before the season starts.
PRO: I have the confidence of a demigod despite all my logs being 150 DPM heavy.
CON: I will blame the team when I inevitably get cut for going 3-30 on engineer and dropping 10 times a half on med.
CON: I WILL blame the team for losing despite my performance.
Please pick me up. I need to make Invite soon to impress the ladies.
EDIT: Nobody here has hit me up so I’m here to inform you that I’m an e-girl and WILL go out with you if you give me an offer.
Latest posts made by factsmachine
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RE: bass pro shop's fishing classic 1972 lfp advanced top 3 s12
@Hard-Hat-Jones Sorry sir but it seems you slept with his wife. Unlucky really.
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LFT NEWCOMER
Hi I have 9 seasons of Invite and would like to play sniper in NC.
WILL be restricted to med (but I’ll go 8-0 K/D).
WILL maincall. (I scream so that my neighbors know how dominant I am.)
WILL be toxic if you are bad (noob).
WILL abuse my position as a mentor/Invite player to e-date your egirl pyro/med. (Discord kitten.)Hmu on Steam steamcommunity.com/profile/johnmilterfan69420
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DPM rivalled only by his slurs per minute. The risk of picking him up isn’t his performance but is rather of him getting banned from RGL.
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LFS ADV PLAYOFFS
We are a bottom Main (4-12) team that got bottom in Main last season, but after blaming each other entirely for our losses, we have each decided we are Adv-capable players and would like to prove ourselves in playoffs, especially now that we learned a lot as a team. 90% we ask to be scrim partners after losing 4-0.
Hmu on Discord shitfartdickass#8701
We promise to limit our slur usage in chat once (1nce) per scrim. Add me if interested.
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factsmachine LFT
Adv 6s med, LFT IM combat (not engineer). Spy preferred but will play whatever (not engineer) combat class if the team is chill.
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I apologize for my actions and am reformed!
After my 8-month ban for doxxing an e-girl (she deserved it), I’ve had some time to think. I promise to never do it again. I no longer say slurs (except when that kid with leukemia called me ugly, but that doesn’t count since it was the weekend) and I no longer flame my teammates.
Please ignore the downfrags and comments on my LFT saying I’m not reformed. I swear I’m different now!
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onlybans.com/rglgg
Looking for to make playoffs!
185 Babysitter - LFP
125 Cap Slave - Kat
Choke Roamer - LFP
30-Death Roamer - LFP
Alcoholic: throne
Dentist: factsmachineCombo scout needs to either maincall or spot enough that other people can call.