Looking through all these posts and apparently bottoming out three divs below qualifies you for Advanced/Challenger/Invite, so I’m LFT.
PRO: I’m LFT combat but I’ll inevitably switch to med or engineer when your team can’t find anyone 24 hours before the season starts.
PRO: I have the confidence of a demigod despite all my logs being 150 DPM heavy.
CON: I will blame the team when I inevitably get cut for going 3-30 on engineer and dropping 10 times a half on med.
CON: I WILL blame the team for losing despite my performance.
Please pick me up. I need to make Invite soon to impress the ladies.
EDIT: Nobody here has hit me up so I’m here to inform you that I’m an e-girl and WILL go out with you if you give me an offer.
This is the best LFT post I have ever seen. Do not delete this work of art.
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BUMP! I HAVE DECIDED TO BE A CATGIRL MEDMAIN SINCE NOBODY WANTS TO PICK ME UP! WILL TRADE IN FREE ONLYFANS CONTENT!